MarkE, I have a problem...

[Tracy]

somehow Santa logged in using my password! HELP!

:twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol:

[babayaga]

Forget the login... how the hell do we tell the kids that Santa gets up to dubious practices with prostitutes? I thought the only two soft spots he had were his belly and his reindeer (...but Rudolph's another story!). :shock:

[SilverHamer]

There are some major implications in what Santa has done here...he hacks Tracy's login, then he demands oral sex from me in exchange for giving me my Christmas wish. You know, I always wondered if he didn't have some latent homosexual tendencies...I mean look at how he dresses for pitty sakes! A red suit with fluffy white fur trimmings...and those knee-high black paten leather boots. Legend tells us that there is supposed to be a Mrs Clause, but you have to wonder if ole Niclaus doesn't swing both ways or something.